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According to a recent study conducted by Harvard University, it is now literally impossible for a student to write an essay pertaining to the themes or symbolism in the popular F. Scott Fitzgerald novel The Great Gatsby without it technically being considered plagiarism.
"I’ve had a number of instances where students would ‘accidentally’ plagiarize another piece of work," says Eugene Smith, an English professor. "Sometimes what they write just happens to be almost identical to what someone else wrote. This was less of a problem earlier in the century, but lately… every essay seems identical to one I’ve already read before."
The study claims that, due to the sheer quantity of papers written on The Great Gatsby, there are “virtually no formations of words pertaining to symbolism and/or theme in The Great Gatsby that have not already been written at least once. Henceforth, any organization of words about the aforementioned novel will, inevitably, bare enough resemblance to at least one, but probably many more, previous writings on the subject, and would therefore technically be considered plagiarism. It’s now linguistically impossible to say anything about The Great Gatsby that has not already been said multiple times, almost verbatim, no matter what.”
One English teacher, who wished to remain anonymous, said that he gave up entering students’ essays into plagiarism detecting programs, as they always showed up multiple results, dating back for decades, even when no conscious plagiarism was performed.
Teachers are currently debating whether to finally remove The Great Gatsby from the curriculum, as there is now “literally nothing left to say about it.”
Symbolism, Theme Essays on The Great Gatsby Literally Impossible To Not Plagiarize, Says Recent Study
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A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just like a plant. He did this by suspending chloroplasts in a mixture made out of silk protein. He believed it can be used for many things but the most striking one is the thought that it could be used for long distance space travel. Plants do not grow in space, but this synthetic material can be used to produce oxygen in a hostile environment. (Video)
In 7th grade I learned the word orgasm and I refused to speak in science class again because I was afraid I would say orgasm instead of organism
Mendeley is the greatest program ever
I want to weep with joy every time I use it
Just click a button when you pull up an article and it will automatically save it to your library
And cite it for you
And you can use it on your mobile devices
And it’s free
Just download it and you won’t have so many urges to kill everyone in sight while writing a research paper
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This is Criminal Law 100. Or as I prefer to call it “How To Get Away With Murder.”
#LISTEN Y’ALL #how to get away with murder is fucking fantastic #it is like i know what you did last summer + legally blonde #(alfie enoch is elle woods) #among what i would call the six main characters (the five law students and prof. keating) #only ONE (matt mcgorry) is white and (presumed) straight #you have a black girl a latina girl a gay white dude alfie enoch and viola davis #and viola davis #IS EVERYTHING EVER #her part is AMAZING #if she and alfie enoch were both white men they’d already have their own fandom and 100 fics on ao3 #she is ruthless and inmidating and mean and demanding and dishonest and UNNNNNNBELIEVABLY sexy and dignified and better than all of us #and she also has secret feelings!!!!!! #and in waltzes alfie enoch #doe-eyed good-hearted bewildered baaaaaaaby #stunned and admiring but also disgusted because morals and scared out of his MIND #oh it’s so good IT’S SO GOOD everybody watch it with me
wtf is chai tea. why are u saying tea twice.
So… everyone needs to read the reviews on Amazon for their new “For Her” line of ballpoint pens.
Sarcastic feminists are just the best
is this picture even real